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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
May 29, 2016

THE CHESHIRE CAT WINKS

New Item:  The report on Hillary Clinton's email account finds her in violation of rules.

Purring she arches her back and winks, "A lady's male is a lady's male.  Nobody else
has any right to it.

The are not talking about your Tom, girl, though no doubt he is yowling up every
alley he can find.  They are talking about your computer correspondence.

Oh that!  Who's interested in that but these dried old sticks in Washington?  The
public likes juicier stuff ...

You mean you can see the public yawning already.

Exactly!

You know it has to have an element of surprise ...

Meaning?

Well, if they turned up another bimbo who had been sleeping with Trump ... well,
yawn!  But a bimbo sleeping with Bernie ... that's news.

Or, anyone sleeping with me ...

You get the idea.

Should I get somebody?

Well, it would put life into this campaign ...

And I would be hitting the headlines like that infernal Trump ... but who could I get?

There you've got me ...