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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
May 26, 2019

CHEESEBURGERS AND SUMO


News Item:  Trump goes to Japan for a state visit.

Damn, I could murder a cheeseburger.

Cheeseburger!  What's wrong Donaald.  They have so beautiful food here.

Yeah, beautiful it is Melania but you can never get a decent size chunk of it in your
mouth to enjoy it.

You always did have a big mouth, Donaald.

Now don't you start Melania.  It's enough with the press.

Oh, come on have some of this, it's delicious.

What is it?

Better not to ask, I think.

I'll pass.

You've got to eat something.  You're playing golf with Shinzo.

Oh that, yeah.  It's the one bit of fun on the trip.

Then don't forget, you go sumo wrestling ...

Are you kidding me?  I am just going to watch and award the Trump Cup.

What would you do if they asked you to join in.  I told them you loved to wrestle (gives
a naughty smile).

That's different ... you did WHAT?

Well, remember you helped shave the guy's head in US world wrestling ... WWE or
some such ...

Do you expect me to put on one of those loincloths and jump in the ring with one of
them?

Why not Donaald?  (With a naughty wink) I'd love to see you ...