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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
May 15, 2016


News Item:  Hillary Clinton loses another primary, this week West Virginia, last week
it was Indiana, yet her lead continues almost in lock-step with losses.

Yes, I have my magic wand.  I wave it and the rules comply.  Bernie can win, but I can
fly ... right alongside taunting him from up high.

And what about Bill ... is he behaving himself these days?

Have you noticed the difference already ... see how he speaks.  That is because I
couldn't have him the way he was in my White House ...

What did you do?

I waved my magic wand and it told me to give him a weekly dose of newt stew.  It
worked ...  he's neutered ...

And what about the children?

It takes a village ... yes, it does ...

And the Libyan and the Iraqi and the Syrian and the ...

Okay, okay, I see where you're coming from.  I'll just say one thing ... the EU.  As
Victoria said, you know what the EU.  And I agree.  They sit in their comfortable world
... free health care, two month vacations, 35 hour work weeks, great pensions ... I
could go on ... while we do the heavy lifting ... high time they contributed ...

So you agree with Donald Trump ...

Now, wait a minute ...