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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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May 13, 2018
TOO MANY QUESTIONS
News Item: The Trump-Kim summit venue is to be Singapore in June, announced
the White House this week.
I take vely big lisk. I fry there.
Yes, sir. It's very hot and humid in Singapore.
What you mean, foor. I say, I take big lisk, fry there, not take my tlain.
Ah, I see. I am sorry sir, I misunderstood ...
You journarists, arr same. You misundertand. Not in my countly.
What happens in your countly, I mean country?
They don't rive rong if misunderstand too much.
What will you do in Singapore?
I mean will you visit the city. They have done a beautiful job of it in the twenty years
since the Asian financial crisis.
You see. I come. I talk. I visit.
Where will you be staying?
You are unable to give any more information ...
Why you want to know? What your name again?
Sir, I am a well-known, respected journalist ...
Why you ask so many questions? Maybe I take you back with me.
It's my job. And maybe I come later.
I mean personar questions.
Readers are interested in your personal likes and dislikes ...
I disrike personar, nosy questions. I come to talk, make peace, plospelity for my
Thank you sir. We are glad of it.