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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
April 17, 2016


News Item:  The most hawkish of presidential candidates and known for the infamous
remark, "We came, we saw, he died," after the brutal sodomization death of Col.

So what do you think I am?  If I have fangs, can I not bite?  If I have jaws, can I not
clamp them?  If I have claws, can I not use them?

Libya is rich with pickings and Gaddafi was a pain in the ass.  Poetic justice I call it.

So what about the Human Development Index?  You are saying Gaddafi led Libya to
the top among African Countries.  Come on!  Nothing substitutes freedom.  That's
what we are bringing them.  All the people dead and dying and running to Europe ...
who could have predicted that?

Look at Afghanistan:  The sainted Jimmy Carter started that one ... way, way back.  
No one talks about that any more -- just the Taliban.

Look at Iraq ... did I start that?  No.  Why don't you go pick on little Georgie,
Rumsfeld, Cheney, Condoleezza Rice and their mushroom cloud, smoking gun.  At
least I didn't tell you whoppers like that one.

Madeleine Albright and the half million 'worth it' dead kids?  Well ask her about it.  
Just reminding you ... it's an old story.

Syria?  You like Assad?  A friend of yours?  There weren't refugees before ... Well
don't blame me?  I didn't make vicious Arabs.

Yemen, Somalia, Ukraine?  Hang on, Many of these go way before my time.  Millions
of refugees?  You know, I can't remember when there weren't refugees in this world ...