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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
March 24, 2013
BIBI BABY
News Item: Bibi Netanyahu apologized to the Turkish Prime Minister for the killing of
Turkish activists on the supply convoy to Gaza.
Yes, I am Bibi Bonobo. That's Bonobo not Hobo. We bonobos love the easy life --
good food, Bibi's babes, if you know what I mean, and just having a good time. Of
course, I am a leader. Someone has to do it. And it makes the rest possible. I must
say I am pretty good at it. No ... modesty is no virtue. I learned that a long time ago
... in America where I grew up.
Well, it's not easy being a leader. Have to fit a giant jigsaw puzzle together and stop
it falling apart -- a delicate task requiring light-fingered skills. I am good at it, too.
Well, I've only just put this damn thing together. And guess what? This halo, Peace
Prize guy, killing people all over the world has shown up. I only killed eight
meddlesome nuts from Turkey.
Who cares about Turkey? Well, apparently he does. He wants me to apologize. he
can make a lot of trouble for me especially with that guy at Defense.
Maybe, I can do it in secret? No, he wants to make a public spectacle of me. I'll get
him for this. Too bad Mitt Romney lost. Can you imagine? With all the millions
unemployed and his own millions, that jackass couldn't swing it.
Swinging is what like. Yes, Sirree, Bob or something like that, I am a swinger.
Darn! Back to the apology ... gotta do it. I hate it, but he has the money. It's always
the money. And he's waiting ... in that giant plane of his ... wish I had one ...
BIBI BABY
News Item: Bibi Netanyahu apologized to the Turkish Prime Minister for the killing of
Turkish activists on the supply convoy to Gaza.
Yes, I am Bibi Bonobo. That's Bonobo not Hobo. We bonobos love the easy life --
good food, Bibi's babes, if you know what I mean, and just having a good time. Of
course, I am a leader. Someone has to do it. And it makes the rest possible. I must
say I am pretty good at it. No ... modesty is no virtue. I learned that a long time ago
... in America where I grew up.
Well, it's not easy being a leader. Have to fit a giant jigsaw puzzle together and stop
it falling apart -- a delicate task requiring light-fingered skills. I am good at it, too.
Well, I've only just put this damn thing together. And guess what? This halo, Peace
Prize guy, killing people all over the world has shown up. I only killed eight
meddlesome nuts from Turkey.
Who cares about Turkey? Well, apparently he does. He wants me to apologize. he
can make a lot of trouble for me especially with that guy at Defense.
Maybe, I can do it in secret? No, he wants to make a public spectacle of me. I'll get
him for this. Too bad Mitt Romney lost. Can you imagine? With all the millions
unemployed and his own millions, that jackass couldn't swing it.
Swinging is what like. Yes, Sirree, Bob or something like that, I am a swinger.
Darn! Back to the apology ... gotta do it. I hate it, but he has the money. It's always
the money. And he's waiting ... in that giant plane of his ... wish I had one ...