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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
March 11, 2018

THE ASIAN ROLY POLY

News Item:  Trump to travel to North Korea for a historic meeting with Kim Jong Un.

I am Loly Poly and I have the Melican Pitburr on the lun ... hey!  hey!  hey!

He lun here.  He lun there.  He lun to me.  I just say I give up nuclear weapons.  Ha!  
Ha!  Ha!

When he come here, I ask he give up weapons first.  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  Then he look fool.

How he say ... amazing, incledible, fool.  And the Engrish say bruddy fool.

His blain as big as nuclear button.  My Chinese big blother pray him rike fish.  Melican
pawn star pray him rike fish.  I pray him rike fish.

No one rike him .. Lussian, Brother Xi, Canadian, Mexican, German, Flench, Musrim
... no one.  He need me.  I don't need him.  So who win?

I make him take away Melican tloops.  Ha!

Maybe I bling some jiggring West pawn star and watch pitburr's eyes go lound and
lound.  Funny?  Ha!  Ha!

He berieve plopaganda about my countly.  I show him Choson ... the good parts.  He
surplised.

Then I talk like I don't need agleement.  How you say ... I work him.

I learn West ways flom Swiss -- velly crever the Swiss ... make deals here, make deals
there.  Just get lich.

Me same.  Make deal with Moon.  Make deal with EU.  Made deal with pitburr.  
Brother Xi help.  Me get lich.  My countly Choson get lich.

Pitburr just fool.  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!