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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
March 10, 2019

THE YAPPER


News Item:  President Trump calls extreme-right commentator that "Wacky-Nut Job
Ann Coulter" on a tweet.


Why doesn't that chihuahua stop yapping?

Because it doesn't have the guts to bite.

That's not fair -- if it did, the other dog would make a meal of her.

Well, it's harmless enough.  Anyway, she copies her barking from others, listening to
them and repeating the notes.

All the time?

Some of the time at least.  Can you believe some actually pay it to bark ...

Really!

Yeah, must add though the poor little thing had a pie thrown at her ...

That bag of bones would have loved it.  What did she do ... gorge herself.

No, no, no.  She is what she is ... her own ideal of beauty, politics, state of the world
... hates everyone else ...

And makes enough money to live a comfortable upper class life.

That's America ... room for everyone ... including one that clearly doesn't eat
cheeseburgers ...

Including a "Wacko Nut Job" you mean ...

Cheered on by other wacko nut jobs.

It's like a plague.

Fortunately, it's not catching ...