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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
March 8, 2020
BIDEN BUMBLES
News Item: Joe Biden is leading in primary wins but is prone to memory lapses and
borrowing lines from others without attribution.
Congratulations on your primary wins Joe.
Hey thanks. We have to believe not in never failing ... but in rising every time we fail.
Shades of Mandela there ...
You mean Willie
That is Winnie, Joe, but I meant Nelson ..
Of course, Willie Nelson and then Admiral Nelson.
Willie Nelson is a singer ...
I know that, and Admiral er... er... Nelson is one of our famous admirals.
Not ours, the British, Joe. This debate preparation is taking longer than ....
Amazing! but don't worry, I'll be a fantastic candidate.
Of all people .... Now you've picked up Trump.
Don't worry. I'll demolish Trump.
You have to beat Bernie first.
Oh, that Warren is a pushover.
I am talking about Sanders, for heaven's sake.
He, too. The Commie guy.
No, no! He talks about Democratic Socialism.
When I hear the word 'socialist', I get very, very nervous.
That's what he said using 'many people'.
'All people' you mean. And I say all men are created equal. That should be a
self-evident truth.
You just took that from the Constitution ...
BIDEN BUMBLES
News Item: Joe Biden is leading in primary wins but is prone to memory lapses and
borrowing lines from others without attribution.
Congratulations on your primary wins Joe.
Hey thanks. We have to believe not in never failing ... but in rising every time we fail.
Shades of Mandela there ...
You mean Willie
That is Winnie, Joe, but I meant Nelson ..
Of course, Willie Nelson and then Admiral Nelson.
Willie Nelson is a singer ...
I know that, and Admiral er... er... Nelson is one of our famous admirals.
Not ours, the British, Joe. This debate preparation is taking longer than ....
Amazing! but don't worry, I'll be a fantastic candidate.
Of all people .... Now you've picked up Trump.
Don't worry. I'll demolish Trump.
You have to beat Bernie first.
Oh, that Warren is a pushover.
I am talking about Sanders, for heaven's sake.
He, too. The Commie guy.
No, no! He talks about Democratic Socialism.
When I hear the word 'socialist', I get very, very nervous.
That's what he said using 'many people'.
'All people' you mean. And I say all men are created equal. That should be a
self-evident truth.
You just took that from the Constitution ...