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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
March 3, 2019


News Item:  Trump and Kim Jong Un summit fails.

Yes, I was there.  Saw the whole thing.  My family too.  Actually my large extended
family.  A bit of a farce of a summit if you ask me ... I've been to quite a few and ...
well, seems like some didn't do their homework ...

Didn't the security service throw you out?

Us?  We were personally hosted by the President.

You were personally?

Yes, living here in this orange brush is not easy but we manage.

What do you mean?

Well, there is not much undergrowth.  That is why when some of my family saw
chubby with that thick head of black hair, and when the big shots did a head to head,
they did an exploratory jump.

How did it work out?

They said feeding there was exotic.  But they came back with the most horrible garlic
breath you can imagine.

Why was that?

Turns out Kim loves his Kimchi?

Who is she?

It's not a she; it's pickled vegetables loaded with garlic.  They liked it so much they
hopped back on.  They better be careful.  There is less moving room on that head
and a sharp border all around.  Stray out and you're a dead duck ... I mean a dead
louse.  Still we'll see how they fare when we see them at the next summit.

Fare?  Why they'll be getting the distillate of exotic Korean fare while you are stuck
with the permanent taste of cheeseburgers.

Cheeseburgers!  Don't mention them.  It's all he eats.  No wonder his hair has turned
orange from the sauce ...