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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
February 28, 2016

THE MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA

News Item:  Former Mexican President alarmed at the Hispanic Republican vote
turning towards Donald Trump called him "crazy", adding they (the Mexicans) would
not pay for his "f*****g wall."

That American pit bull can say what he wants ...

You mean about the wall ...

Yes the wall and his other fantasies.  The imperialist era is over.

Meaning ...

You know the Americans ... they cut off the cojones off their dogs.  So there he is,
puffed-up face, sagging belly, an ass the size of a mezzo-soprano, and no cojones
...  I may be a Chihuahua but I have cojones.

What about the wall?

What "fucking wall."  We are "not paying for it.  He has the money; he can pay for it."

You know at his rallies, he asks the crowd, "Who's going to pay for the wall?" and
they chant back, "Mexico."

Those Hispanics turning to him should have a thought for their host country ... he'll
ruin it.

What do you mean?

The guy is crazy.  He wants to make America great again.  Well, it has the strongest
military in the world, the largest economy in the world ... how much greater can it be?

I see what you mean.

The problem is a fat and greedy establishment like this pazzo who have exported all
the jobs so they can make a bigger profit.  And this crazy thinks running a country is
like running a reality show.  "You are fired," he says and "fuck off" says Congress in
his new reality, if he ever gets elected ...

Presidente Gringo Loco?

The country will be a laughing stock ...