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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
February 25, 2018

THE KANGAROO AND THE PITBULL


News Item:  The Australian Prime Minister visits the White House.  A year ago
Malcolm Turnbull's congratulatory phone call to Trump turned into an unpleasant
clash over a refugee deal.

We kangaroos are great boxers.

And we pitbulls simply have amazing jaws and beautiful teeth ... beautiful!  We use
them too.

I know you do.  That's why I'm here ... to remind you of how we have fought together
against mutual enemies since over a hundred years ago in the Great War.

Our ancestors did.  You know we pitbulls don't live very long.

(The kangaroo mutters something, sounding like) I wish ...

What did you say?

Just my wish for your long life mate.

Thank you!  Thank you!  You know I have amazing genes and I have described
myself as a stable genius.

Which stable were you a genius in?

No!  No!  No!  I mean stable, well-balanced, sane ...

Of course you are.  I was saying just the other day.  My mate the pitbull is sane.  
Everything he does assures me he is in sane ... condition.  Most amazing how
amazingly in sane condition he is.

Thank you!  Thank you!

Yes, our folks have been mates for over 100 years now ... a hundred years of
mateship.  It gives me a warm cuddly feeling.

Well, that's good but keep your distance.  I save the cuddlies for my bitches ...