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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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February 24, 2019
THE LITTLE RED DRAGON
News Item: Trump and Kim Jong Un are to meet in Vietnam.
A window into their thoughts:
I have to be careful, that Little Red Dragon has a sting in its tail.
The smile and the Afghan hound hair doesn't fool me. I have to remember it's a
pit-bull inside. Those jaws can crush my tail.
Beware of the chubby-cheeked smile they told me. I think I can hold my own.
His wagging tail doesn't mean much. When my tail wags, the whole world talks about
Our people aren't helping. What with the Democrats and the intelligence agencies, it
sure isn't easy to make peace.
Their intelligence agencies are chilling the atmosphere. It's only natural. If we get
peace around the world, they'll be out of a job.
It's a dog's world. Dog's rule; cats drool ... especially those Demo-c-a-t-s. And I'm
being nice to them. If I give them their full due, they become Democ-r-a-t-s.
We have problems. It's rough up here ... another bad harvest. And I have promised
to improve people's lives.
Yeah, it takes a rat to fight against peace. They only talk peace ... and make war.
Look at that Obama ... the Libya man. When I make peace, it will stick. That's a
better Nobel Prize even if they don't give me one.
You know, they might give me a Nobel Prize. Then I can be the first North Korean to
go on the talk show and speech circuit and make millions ...