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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
February 10, 2019


News Item:  President Trump delivers SOTU address.

So, what do you think of that ... the best State of the Union address given by any
president including me.

Yes, Mr. President!  Your SOTU is better than anything I have seen ... including your

Now why did you have to bring cheeseburgers into this.  You know I love them.  Order
me a couple will ya.

Yes, Sir.  I think you covered all the bases and no one can doubt your record.

Doubt?  Why it's the best, most beautiful mid-term record ever.

Yes, Sir.

Unemployment gone.  Economy booming.  Juicy tax cuts ... that reminds me where's
that cheeseburger?

Right away, Sir.

As I was saying ... AND I'm gonna get a wall.

Where Sir?

What the hell kinda question is that?  Where do you think?  I am not trying to keep
Trudeau away.  It's everyone trying to squeeze in here from the south.  How many
more lawn mowing services do we need?  Or crop pickers, or meat packers?  We
need educated people from Norway or Sweden ... places like that, don't you see?

Yes, Sir.  But they don't want to come here any more.

Why, this is the greatest country in the world.

Yes Sir.

(Mutters to himself) Don't want to come here ... bah!  Go get that cheeseburger and
eat one yourself.  It will improve your brain ...