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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
February 9, 2020
ACQUITTAL
News Item: Republican Senate acquits Trump of impeachment charges in a
party-line vote.
I've made you something special to celebrate.
What's that?
It's a special salad of all kinds of peppers rich in vitamins and low calorie with ...
Oh no! Can't I have a cheeseburger?
There are special kabobs I learned how to make from a Bosnian friend.
Not that funny tasting stuff.
You need to expand your palette instead of your belly and eat healthy food.
I eat American. It is the best food in the the best, the greatest, the most amazing
country in the whole wide world.
And it's going to do you in. I eat healthy food and keep my weight down.
That's because you were a model and had to. I don't. On my 6 ft. 3 frame I can put
on a lot more weight.
Oh Doughnaald! My kabushka ...
You're making me sound like one of your dishes.
Oh you are a dish. Now try this, just a little ...
Ah, yuck! Can I have some ketchup.
Ketchup! Oh Doughnaald. It has the most delicious olive oil dressing.
Next you'll be giving me garlic. I can't stand it. Get me a CHEESEBURGER!
PLEEEZE!
ACQUITTAL
News Item: Republican Senate acquits Trump of impeachment charges in a
party-line vote.
I've made you something special to celebrate.
What's that?
It's a special salad of all kinds of peppers rich in vitamins and low calorie with ...
Oh no! Can't I have a cheeseburger?
There are special kabobs I learned how to make from a Bosnian friend.
Not that funny tasting stuff.
You need to expand your palette instead of your belly and eat healthy food.
I eat American. It is the best food in the the best, the greatest, the most amazing
country in the whole wide world.
And it's going to do you in. I eat healthy food and keep my weight down.
That's because you were a model and had to. I don't. On my 6 ft. 3 frame I can put
on a lot more weight.
Oh Doughnaald! My kabushka ...
You're making me sound like one of your dishes.
Oh you are a dish. Now try this, just a little ...
Ah, yuck! Can I have some ketchup.
Ketchup! Oh Doughnaald. It has the most delicious olive oil dressing.
Next you'll be giving me garlic. I can't stand it. Get me a CHEESEBURGER!
PLEEEZE!