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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
February 9, 2020


News Item:  Republican Senate acquits Trump of impeachment charges in a
party-line vote.

I've made you something special to celebrate.

What's that?

It's a special salad of all kinds of peppers rich in vitamins and low calorie with ...

Oh no!  Can't I have a cheeseburger?

There are special kabobs I learned how to make from a Bosnian friend.

Not that funny tasting stuff.

You need to expand your palette instead of your belly and eat healthy food.

I eat American.  It is the best food in the the best, the greatest, the most amazing
country in the whole wide world.

And it's going to do you in.  I eat healthy food and keep my weight down.

That's because you were a model and had to.  I don't.  On my 6 ft. 3 frame I can put
on a lot more weight.

Oh Doughnaald!  My kabushka ...

You're making me sound like one of your dishes.

Oh you are a dish.  Now try this, just a little ...

Ah, yuck!  Can I have some ketchup.

Ketchup!  Oh Doughnaald.  It has the most delicious olive oil dressing.

Next you'll be giving me garlic.  I can't stand it.  Get me a CHEESEBURGER!