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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill

January 17, 2021


News Item:  The Trumps prepare to leave the White House.

Oh, Doughnaald!

Yes, Melania.

I have to start packing.  You know Dr. Jill and Biden are moving in on the 20th.

Dr. Jill!  That woman must have an inferiority complex to keep calling herself that ...

Forget about them.  Doughnaald.  Think about moving back home to New York.

Yeah!  This place is too plain for my tastes.  But I won, and they stole the election.

It's only for four years, Doughnaald!

Yes!  Yes!  Why didn't I think of that.  I'll run again and beat that loser, Biden.  I'll be

In the meantime, why don't you make another billion or two.  It  always makes you
happy.  And you could play more golf ...

How come you are so understanding and wise, Melania.

Living with you, Doughnaald must make me so.

It rubs off does it, Melania?

One way or another perhaps.  Now can we start packing Doughnaald?

Yes, you can but ...

But what?  Can I order you a cheeseburger?

Yes, you can.  But first ... come closer, Melania.

Oh, Doughnaald!