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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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January 11, 2015
DERSHY THE DOG
News Item: Alan Dershowitz, prominent lawyer and Harvard Law School professor
accused of sex with an underage girl in a lawsuit.
Dershy, you dog, didn't know you had it in you ...
Well (looking down) we all have our moments, but (snarls) not this one. I am going to
sue their socks off.
Hey, calm down. You can't go to jail as you well know -- the statute of limitations and
all that ...
It's my reputation ...
What reputation? Now you meshugenah, you have one. Before you were a
bespectacled little professor, now you are a man ...
Man? I am so embarrassed. The students are snickering at me -- though I admit
some of the girls are giving glances of appraisal ... that's new for sure.
Don't worry it'll blow over. And you know what ? You are in the company of princes
... can't be that bad.
I swear to you I am not guilty. You know Anita Ekberg died. La Dolce Vita was --- I
am at a loss for words --- and she ... oh, a goddess.
Dershy, this is a side of you we have never seen in the common room ...
Well, a man can be more than his parts ...
In your case, one cannot help but agree ... at least you're getting your firteen minutes
of true fame ...